I like to tease Jerry that running is better than biking because the only fancy thing I need to run is a good pair of shoes and an open road. Biking of course involves so much more gear. A couple of years ago I decided that there was an exception to this. I love running in the spring and fall because it's not too hot or cold, obviously, and I just need a pair of shorts and t-shirt. But sometimes in these seasons my forearms get really cold. They don't move at all and so the blood doesn't flow so much through them, but it's not cold enough to be wearing gloves or a long sleeve shirt. Sometimes, by the end of my run my forearms are so cold that they're frozen in some weird shape like Chandler's Claw (watch some Friends reruns if you don't know what I'm talking about). So, I decided I wanted a pair of arm warmers. I've never seen them sold as running gear, but they have them for bikes and so I decided that was the one extra piece of gear that I wanted.
Well, while Jerry was checking out bike gear, because there is so much of it to be checking out, he saw some arm warmers for 10 bucks and he surprised me with them. I was totally excited. Today I thought might be the perfect weather to wear them in and I was right. I even got an early start on my run thanks to Abby now being awake for the day starting between 5:30 and 6. I like running early in the morning, it's my second favorite thing to do in the morning. Sleeping in is my first favorite. Anyway, I was feeling pretty good, running a good pace and enjoying the cool morning air.
Then comes the part of ruining my great run. I was cruising along and a half step in front of me I saw a snake, which forced the yelp and 10 ft jump in the air and the mandatory, "Ugh I hate those things." Now, in all fairness, I can't say with 100% certainty that it was a snake. I don't run with my contacts in which makes Jerry mad at me, but they always hurt when I put them in and it's hard enough to keep my eyes open in the morning. I have in the past confused a bike in a garbage can with a deer about to attack a group of middle schoolers waiting for a bus. And one day near Halloween, I was caught suddenly flailing my arms in panic becuase I didn't see the ghost and skeleton decorations hanging down from a tree until I was running through them. So, maybe it was a snake, maybe not.
Either way, that actually wasn't the thing that ruined my run.
Later in my run I started choking on phlegmy stuff in my mouth. Not real choking, but annoying choking so I spit it out. I'm not very good at spitting so I don't typically do it when I'm running, or ever really, because I usually end up with half of it hanging off my cheek. So knowing that, I tried to spit with real force so I would spit out and not decorate my face. In an effort to spit hard I forcefully turned my face and then all of a sudden, my spit came out (half on my cheek) and the end of my ponytail smacked me right in my eye!
Oh, such pain! It hurt so bad. I had to stop running and hold my eye shut while it watered and I had to wait literally a couple of minutes before I could even open my eye. And then, I tried to start running but I could only have my eye half open and it was hurting so bad, so I was weaving all over the side of the road like a drunk lady. I'm sure it had to be the funniest looking thing. It still wasn't even normal before the end of my run and I wore my glasses all morning because the thought of putting my contacts in made my eye hurt. Even now, halfway through the afternoon and I still have a twinge of pain in my eye.
It started off so well. It could have been a great run.
Note to self: Don't spit. Ever. And beware of those ponytails!
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